Sex god

mustansir the mega chad

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing

by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

God

The creator of the universe. God is always great. You can’t disagree with this.

God is good
God is great
God is good
God is great
God is good

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.

"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."

by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024

Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

CAM POT GOD

WHEN YOU HAVE A DAY WHERE YOU SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA AND DONT GIVE A FUCK THE WORLD TURNS BLACK THE MOON IS YOURS AS THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH MIGHT AS WELL BE EVEN IF THE SUN IS GONE THERES A TOTAL ECLIPSE ITS A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAY FILLED WITH NOTHING OTHER ONES LOVE FOR UP ABOVE AND EVEN DOWN BELOW A FAY WHERE CAM bot god became a man of morales with integrity and he decided it's his time to make a change a difference in this world it's not his he just cams it without a bell ringing no Elon musk cologne smelling like old man balls just an ah ski ski ski mother f word 369 damn that nigga cam fine he be getting high and flying low. In other words you're welcome.

Yo my nigga you see that pot god cam that niggers like the pimping of pimps since pimping was pimping the dude literally stands up for whores. Can cam ya cam can cam can cause cam can if cam can't cam couldn't so cam always can when cam can't you can't so cam is just the cam who can. Can cam? Yes cam can! The names Camren Alen Smith bitch don't forget it. Cam pot god

by Mrimpregnable May 8, 2024