Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011

Forget-me-tea

Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.

That was a terrible work week! I'm going to have a nice cup of forget-me-tea and it'll be like it never happened.

by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 16, 2009

Do Me heels

Heels designed to make people see you want to be fucked hard from behind in a nightclub toliet

A: I really want to fuck one of those chicks
B: Go for the one in the Do Me Heels, you know she'll take it up the ass in the toliets

by CrazyMentalChild May 09, 2015

sing about me

to immortalize someone's memory through word of mouth

"I'm going on deployment in Syria, if I die, promise me that you'll sing about me when I'm gone."

by @NotNelsonQuin April 17, 2017

Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 17, 2020

hand-me-up

Opposite of hand-me-down, whereby an item of clothing is given to the parent by the offspring if it no longer appeals to the offspring because it has either become ill-fitting or no longer appealing.

Scott was thrilled to receive a hand-me-up in the form of floral but manly shirt that did not fit his son Brad any longer and to whom he found it also unappealing and past its fashion statement status.

by R G Watson February 12, 2022

Hoe me over

Hoeing over is like screwing someone over but with a lot of hoe.

Sara: hey sorry we can’t study today like I promised but I’ll suck your dick if you do all my homework for the week

John: yah I’m not going to lie you hoe me over

by Spino July 11, 2018