You snackin' on some cheese? 

'Are you eating cheese right now?' or 'What's up?'

Hey mang, you snackin' on some cheese?

You snackin' on some cheese? by MonkeyLab February 29, 2008

Vanilla creamy butter cheese 

When a white woman experiances a yeast infection, the discharge that is excreted from the infected area.

Charles: Excuse me, miss? I find you quite exquisite...would you mind copulating with me on this, such a fine eave?

Donna: Shit boy! You's fine..but my cracks strait squirtin' vanilla creamy butter cheese, nigga!

Vanilla creamy butter cheese by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

cheese curd

The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.

Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??

cheese curd by snitzeltruck December 18, 2010

dick cheese 

pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...

()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std

Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese

dick cheese by Gabe The NEwfy May 1, 2006

Grilled Cheese 

A sexual act where one ejaculates into another's butt crack, then pushes their cheeks together until they stick.

Bob: Jill is walking awkwardly. Did you put it in her butt?

Jim: Nah, I just gave her the ol' grilled cheese.

Grilled Cheese by ChickensWithDickens December 15, 2008

government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.

I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.

government cheese by Your tax payer dollars at work August 4, 2006

cheesedick 

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

cheesedick by Joe December 11, 2003