all portions

it means doing everything there is to do, sex wise. inc sex and sexual foreplay

Honey, what do you want to do tonight?" "all portions babe". the couple proceed to rip of each others clothes and rub their naked bodies together, she grabs his hand and puts it on her tit, he squeezes, then he puts her hand on his cock, she strokes, then she dips down and bjs him - deepthroating of course. he moans and cums in her mouth, grabbing her tits with more pressure. she suddenly stops and turns around, her wet pussy on his face, his balls in her mouth. he rubs her clit with his tongue, then gently licks her flaps and all around. she shivers, wanting him to come inside her, so he licks over her pussy repeatedly making her cum, then he inserts his tongue, just slightly, into her pussy and she groans, begging him for more. he pushes his tongue in and out of her pussy and she reaches orgasm. he lays her out and turns her over so her butt is on his lap and her legs either side of him. he kisses her cheeks, then lifts her so she is on all fours, in doggy styleposition, and bends over her. his stiffy is next to her pussy, she is pushing against him trying to make him come inside her so he does, pushing and pushing into her making her scream with pain and delight. when they are done they lay together both soaking wet his hand on top of her minge her hands on his chest. "you did that well" she whispered. he replied "just remember babe: all portions r my fav.

by bi-girl and proud :) December 30, 2010

All Naughtural

When you put your dick on your girls pubes and pretend to be hiding in the grass with your dick only to jump out like a predator into her pussy.

Man I’d all naughtural jesica so hard.

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

an X of all time

A phrase to poke fun at overrated or mediocre things. It can make a person think something is about to be praised if they read it too quickly.
Instead of praising something, this phrase states that the things was one of the things in existence.
The “X” is just a filler and can be replaced by other words, typically “moment.”

“This is an X of all time”
“Magnolia by Playboi Carti is a song of all time.”

by alaboski August 12, 2024

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019

All for You

A uniquely stylish clothing brand established in 2017 by Grant Massey that has beautifully crafted designer wear all designed by Him and his girlfriend Katelynn.

Did you see that be All for You drop?

by Mass3yy July 17, 2019

All Access Pass

When a girl really likes a boy and tells him he can come & go in any entrance he wants that's called giving him an All Access Pass

Bill: "How did Sarah manage to pry you away from Sue at Bob's Birthday Party?"
Sam: "We were talking and she whispered in my ear I now had an All Access Pass starting now and that the party was boring!"

by AuDHDeep1 December 14, 2024

Not All Pi’s Are Created Equal.

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.

Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.

by Fasters November 17, 2022