The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.
by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

When your fart box is getting tongue punched while listening to the sweet tunes of finnlay k such as cherry or remedy. A portmanteau of the Welsh town of Rhyl and Rim-Job
She had the tongue of a welsh dragon when she dived down for that rhyl-job last night. You could hear my moans from Llanelli to Bangor
by Couple of bhunas July 7, 2025

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job
by Dat Boi 999 May 6, 2024

by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018

When you bit a person's cheek off in a heat of passion, whether romantically or maliciously, and then proceed to stick your penis in the fresh wound.
"Back in prison, I bit that nigga's cheek off and gave that punk bitch a cheek job."
"Hey Tom, how did you like that cheek job last night?"
"Hey Tom, how did you like that cheek job last night?"
by BlackJiggaJesus September 9, 2018

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
