Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.
There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
Get the under the guys ofmug. an effigy of Guy Fawkes, ablaze on a bonfire at Guy Fawkes' Night, and most often carried by children solicit money for feu d'artifices.
"Children were going around collecting coins from people, with a Guy made of old clothes and paper, soliciting money for fireworks."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
Get the Guymug. What a guy luichini
by Condemnation September 11, 2020
Get the Guy luichinimug. A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.
Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019
Get the Is this a joke guymug. The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020
Get the Guys with pony tailsmug. A person, typically male, engaging in activities not for the end result, but rather for the sake of the process itself, and how the process makes other people perceive them (typically, like a cool person doing cool things). The end result often reveals itself useless and pointless, but that does not stop a cool guy from wanting to reach it. Among other domains, cool guys populate tech fields and love to develop useless AI-ish apps, streaming footage taken of an ant colony, for example. Cool female guys also exist, but are harder to spot, as STEM fields are cool guys main playground, and there is a notorious lack of women in STEM fields in western Europe and the US.
Farouk showed me a new program he's working on allowing for LED lights to blink whenever someone passes the door to his room, even though he should be working on his school projects instead. He's such a cool guy.
by helltothepli July 20, 2020
Get the cool guymug. abigail: hey guys! my name is ian...
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)
by jayla summer mejia October 27, 2021
Get the hey guys!mug.