dick-arse

adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid

1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!

by Drewz July 3, 2006

Toaster Dick

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas

I have toaster dick

by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019

Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

fishy dick

When you masterbait and fall asleep and the cumstain glues your dick to your balls. Upon getting it unstuck the reaking smell of fish unleashes from your genitals.

Man I jacked off last night watching friends because Jennifer Aniston was so hot but I forgot to clean myself up and I woke up to some fishy dick.

by Thirdleg_neD April 12, 2017

Lick dick

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job

I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the best🍑👀

by Fuckkkkkkk me in the asshole September 6, 2019

dick trail

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.

Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!

by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012