Missouri Cum Wagon

When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.

She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!

by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016

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shit load of cum

Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.

Tastes like cinnamon.

"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."

by ShitLoadOfCum January 22, 2018

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Siamese Cum Twins

Two boys simultaneously cumming as they grab each other’s legs and hold hands, as they chant yes daddy.

“Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman grabbed each other’s legs as they finished in their pants as passionate Siamese Cum Twins”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

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A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

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Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

by RecordHead May 28, 2020

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Community Cum Bucket

A female who is sexualy active with most or all of the men in a given community. Usually this woman is a prostitute who is engaging in coitus in order to receive money from men. Sometimes though, this women is just simply a loose woman who likes to get it on/ receive cum deposits.

Last night I visited our local, community cum bucket. I filled her up, then I went on my merry way.

by ManWithTheAnswers July 8, 2022

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