John

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.

Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.

by LargeBowlOfRamen November 23, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023

John Popper

When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica

My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper

by Burque Rooster May 20, 2023

Womwom elias john

he always headbutts you he is a cat who is annoying and he copies whatever you say

Womwom elias john is coming to headbutt you

by Namnam234444 May 27, 2023

John

A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."

John is so basic.

by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023

Klondike like Leto John

When some one looks a lot like Elton John

She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

Klondike like Leto John

When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on

The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023