st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent

‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy’

by uccers May 01, 2019

The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.

I gave Joe's Mom the John Randle

by Coach Burns December 28, 2022

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 28, 2024

foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023