Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 05, 2022

Big juicy melon tits

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022

Tits up

Describing a female who has fallen asleep.

Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.

by Kosmikdebbris March 01, 2018

Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.

When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.

by MarvelousDrE June 05, 2020

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019