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tit suspension

Tit suspension is the act of lifting a woman off her feet by ropes which are only wrapped and tied around a woman’s breast, then she is hoisted up off the floor by just her tits! Can be found in the bdsm scene.
My female slave has been taught how to behave much faster by using tit suspension oh her, after just a few minutes of hanging by her tits she behaves so much better!!
by Gerlad69 July 21, 2024
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personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.
"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."
by BerniiGames July 28, 2024
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Strong tit

A phrase meaning impressive, outstanding, and undeniably crushing it. If you're a strong tit, you're the one everyone wants on their team—the opposite of weak sauce, bringing power and swagger to every situation.
Ever since Matt W. got promoted to sales manager, he has been a bonified whip it out and slap it on the table strong tit.
by Corey Daul August 10, 2024
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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fuckin tits

buddy's looking at a truck and they say "dude that trucks fuckin tits"
by mixngass March 7, 2023
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shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.
Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.
by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023
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its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly
Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then
by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023
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