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Hop on skyblock

Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole
Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go
by cachigga laqueen May 6, 2022
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Jesper and Skylar

A faggot's storyline of 2 men which would never happen to said faggot, something that would not happen in said writer's lifetime simply because he is a disgusting waste of space and a pseudo-women who should not be allowed to breed in the same galaxy as other living things. It features 22 chapters of complete sexual fantasies that is sure to engage the reader.
Have you read Jesper and Skylar yet?
No why would I waste my time giving credit to the author.
by womenslayer August 21, 2022
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EYE IN THE SKYS

THIS IS A CONTINUATION FROM "EYE IN THE SKY"
This weapon can see thru walls and can be programed to follow individuals 24/7/365. They are sky based and can be seen with the naked eye as low as 500ft above the ground. EITS(eye in the sky) currently is operating as low as 2000 ft and up. Currently our area has 10-12 EITS. FURTHER CAPABILITIES INCLUDE PROJECTION OF HOLOGRAMS. ABILITY TO PROJECT ANY MOVIE CHARACTER ONTO WALLS IN YOUR HOME ON THE CEILING. The electro Magnetic beams can be targeted on an individual beamed into eyes ears any body part. This targeting will result in vision and hearing loss. Skeletal injuries have been observed on individuals targeted. The easiest way to find these heinous devices is to look to the sky at dusk. If you were to observe a bright star at a low level will be your first indicator. If no other stars are visible and you see one bright light that could be one. You will be able to confirm this by the flashing re and blue lights required of them if flown in an area with passenger jet traffic. They can be as low as 2000ft is the lowest we've observed here. Other EITS operating in conjunction of the operator at 2000 ft has 9 others in a triangulated pattern. Calls to government agencies will deny any knowledge of there existence. For further info wiki it look at Department of Defense or the websites of the US defense contractors. BTW THIS IS ALL TRUE. DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
EYE IN THE SKYS FOLLOWS MY EVERYWHERE. EYE IN THE SKYS LOVES TO WATCH ME WIPE MY ASS. EYE IN THE SKYS is operated by STAWKA DeANGELOS. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE GREATEST SURVEILLANCE TOOL INVENTED TO DATE. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE 21ST CENTURY GESTAPO.
by reeeetaaaaad June 1, 2023
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Pulling a Skyler

To bother someone over text. i.e. sending eight million gifs; putting “!!!” At the end of every sentence; making Memojis of everyone in the group and spamming them constantly
Yo, that guy was pulling a Skyler. I think I’m going to kill him and bury him in the forest
by Koaleman October 17, 2023
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sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker
me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023
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Design the Skyline

Do you want your ears violently raped? Simple, listen to "Surrounded by Silence" by Design the Skyline.
by 7568ino April 2, 2024
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Brazilian Triple Skydive

When you engage in a threesome with another one of your mates and a woman on a hotel balcony, and at the end of it you surprise her by tossing her over the railing.
Anna was filming content for her site with Chad and Miguel, but unfortunately she didn't know that they had the Brazilian Triple Skydive lined up as the grand finale.
by Stick o' Butter January 31, 2025
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