fish

Not something in the water.
Not something you eat
It's something in receive.
It's something you receive in verbal terms.
It's when you're called a fish.
The guy/her/them that you liked called you a fish, someone you love called you a fish, someone you hate called you a fish.
These are all signs.
Signs for whoever called you a fish....
has a very big fat crush on you.
And thinks about you all the time.
If they be rude and call you idiot
and make love related jokes about you and them...
They are crushing on you
or they just hate you.
or its just a thing in the sea
#keep simping in secret

Joe: Hey idiot.
bOb: bruh. Hey u fish *blushes hotly*
Joe: jag talar engelska (Svenska, swedish)
bOb: good for you fat toad *blushes*
Joe: *KISSES*
bOb: *slaps joe and hurts him and accidentally kills and throws in trash to hide body and then runs*
Dead joe: thanks 4,6,9? Age is just a number, because I thought he liked me because you told me the signs tHaNkS for killing me

Disclaimer: usually if ur friend insults u ur either rlly good friends or they like you-

by 4,6,9? Age is just a number. January 3, 2021

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medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

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Fishing

A leisure activity enjoyed by many men and women in the world. It requires great physical and mental strength to overcome. Fishing can also refer to as catching girls. Just like the phrase says “there are many fishes out there to catch”

Person 1: let’s go fishing
Person 2: ok so tomorrow?
Person 1: ok

Next day

Person 2: where are you

Person 1: oh I thought you meant tomorrow as not today

by Zam’s twim January 12, 2021

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