has me dead

to express the stress of a situation

or

to express the humour of something

*laughing uncontrollably* that joke that Allan just told has me dead

by Joeyy September 15, 2019

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

punish me, daddy

A request for someone's father or sexual partner to inflict harm on them for sexual pleasure

woman: "punish me, daddy"
man: "gladly'
S M A C K

by beans have been fried March 9, 2022

Anti-me vibe

When you get a feeling someone doesn’t like you.

I feel like you're being super judgy. Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you.

by Peri0dt July 21, 2020

Fuck me eye

When a person looks at you a certain way, their eyes get bigger and they just look a little more innocent

“Yo bro she giving you fuck me eyes she wants you”

by Charlie’sAngels April 13, 2022

sing about me

to immortalize someone's memory through word of mouth

"I'm going on deployment in Syria, if I die, promise me that you'll sing about me when I'm gone."

by @NotNelsonQuin April 16, 2017

headbutting me undies

Australian term. To be on the point of shitting yourself or needing a shit very badly.

Nick: "I nearly shit myself yesterday....it was headbutting me undies"

by fuelline February 14, 2018