Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed
Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.
by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022
mugGet the Bro Dozedmug.

Bro- tanglement

That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.
"Bro we texted each other at the same time!" "Yeah, that's some crazy Bro- tanglement!"
by littlelamb1996 July 4, 2017
mugGet the Bro- tanglementmug.

Passport bros

Western men with faces that aren't seen as attractive to western women who have enough money to not marry men with bad faces.
He claims it's about feminism, but it's actually just about his face. He's one of those passport bros.
by CutiePatootiePie December 22, 2023
mugGet the Passport brosmug.

bro-push

having someone help push your pregnant wife down the stairs
dude i fucked up. i need a bro-push tomorrow.
by varrrrna January 20, 2022
mugGet the bro-pushmug.

Bro grave

It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.
It’s a Hartford slang, same thing as on my momma and on the bros.

“Bro grave he done for”
“Her head was so trash bro..”
“Bro grave ?”
by A can of coke November 15, 2023
mugGet the Bro gravemug.

Bean Bros

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.
by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020
mugGet the Bean Brosmug.
An insult originating from Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore when she was kicked out the shore house.
It was directed towards Mike "the situation" when he called her a loser.
When your mad at someone and need an insult.
"Get away from me you look 40 bro get some botox."
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
mugGet the You look 40 bro get some botoxmug.

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