ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

shit bridge

n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.

v. The act of creating a shit bridge.

Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"

by Hobbes21 May 3, 2008

Shit a bit

A phrase used to show extreme excitement; generally only used to refer to a future event.

Dude, if we get to go to E3 this year, I'll shit a bit!

by AndrewFM March 19, 2008

Sharapova shit

To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.

Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.

"What was going on in the restroom?"

"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."

by ihatetonyromo March 11, 2014

Holly shit

When you are typing “holy shit” and auto corrects to a girl in your text thread

“Holly shit you woman”

by Psugirl92 March 14, 2018

Shit the bag

To majorly fuck up something of consequence.

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.

by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011