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Bronxville High School 

A school that resembles something like Plesantville combined with the Breakfast Club. Where to fit in you must have a drinking problem or a coke addiction. But its ok our parents do it anyways. Their Girls Track and Field team dominate the schools athletics and is their main source of trophies. The teachers are known to drive worse cars than the students and they are still the highest paid teachers in the state. The kids are ushered in to the school each mornig by the loveable Frank Spillo. The Football team blows and has lost two state finals. They worry more about where their next beer is than the game tomorrow. If dont play sports you smoke pot and cigarettes at the curb or your a Sellechia. After parties the kids leave their empty cans outside for Charlie the Can Man, a man who rides his bike year round making money by picking up cans in Bronxville. By the way he's a Millionaire after 20 years of work.
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Centennial High School 

Centennial is definitely a school that is either loved or hated. Known for being the best (academically, and often athletically) in Howard County, MD, competition for everything imaginable is present at this school. GPAs and class rank are often worried about, and there are definitely an extreme amount of AP students. We boast several awesome sports teams, with which school spirit is starting to increase, though it is still generally fairly low. The 6th Man club definitely assists with this, and Class Color Day during Homecoming is the one day a year when virtually everyone shoes their school spirit. The orchestra is known for being the best in the state. The school has undergone some scandal, with a black teacher suing over racism from faculty and the grade changing fiasco. However, Centennial generally maintains its positive reputation. The school is also commonly known for its high percentage of Asian students, around 25%. Though Centennial hosts students from a variety of backgrounds, the presence of fairly wealthy people is pretty strongly felt. Though Centennial has many adversaries, including River Hill academically, Mt. Hebron is generally perceived as the main rival.
Centennial High School loves you Mt. Hebron! ....NOT.

Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS) 

A school full of kids who will kick Drury High Schools students asses on and off the fields. A school full of kids who can fight and wont run away to there mom and cal the cops when a fight is planned. HVHS is better in sports fighting and getting girls. Drury is full of a bunch of pussys
Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS) beats Drury again in football this week they are unstoppable

Episcopal High School

The worst school in the Houston area. 99% of the people there are major potheads. They think they are the hsit, but they are really not. THey are high- rich preppy ass kids who suck at lacrosse. Yea EHS sucks
Episcopal High School Rich bitches suck a lot.

jamestown high school 

jamestown (NY)high school is a big piece of god damn shit. unfortunately i am a student there.
i hate school, especially since i have to go to the shittiest one on earth.

Mitcham Girls High School 

Mitcham Girls is one of two public, single sex schools in South Australia. It is not a zoned school and therefore attracts students from all suburbs across Adelaide and near country towns. Many girls travel considerable distances to come to a school which makes empty promises of providing them exciting opportunities in an environment that is calm, friendly, caring and academically challenging. But in actuality, it is a dirty cesspool that will do anything and everything in its power to screw a student over academically, destroy their sense of self and kill off any lingering chances they had of gaining their High School certificate SACE.
mitcham kid: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
ex-mitcham kid:"That's Mitcham Girls High School for you."

Hinsdale Central High School 

The Original Hinsdale High, home to the red devils. Hinsdale Central educates the future leaders of america. This great school send 99 percent of its graduating seniors to college. on top of that the average act score is a 29. This school has the smartest kids, the best athletes and the most money. in fact they have so much that they just put in 2 brand new football turf fields (on each campus of the district 86 school). this is by far the best school around, it was names the national school of character in 2008 and the illinois top athletic school in 2009.
--dude did you hear about the hinsdale central high school football team?

~~yea they killed Lyons Township Last week

--and york the week and oprf the week before that and proviso the week before that.

~~i love our school