big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022

louie hardy

Louie Hardy is a person everyone should meet. Louie shines a bright light of hope to those around him and is often compared to those of the likes of Jesus, God, Allah, Buddha and Zeus. Louie Hardy is also known for his incredible physique with out of this world muscles and massive penis.

"Hey dude have you met Louie Hardy before that guy rocks".
Yeah man I met him the other day and he cured my mums cancer

by RobinWilson July 14, 2022

Callum Hardy

Super Kool guy

Oh my golly gosh its Callum Hardy

by Omgwhyallnamestaken November 29, 2022

Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

Yarr harr

The act of illegally downloading copyrighted material. Piracy. Often used as a euphemism on forums where you can't explicitly talk about piracy

"fuck, I really want to watch that dogshit little mermaid remake, but I don't want to give those slimy crooks any money" "just Yarr harr it"

"Dude, how did you get so many games? you must be rich!" "Nah man, just Yarr harr'ed it

by Captain-Feathersword May 25, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023