Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.

Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2025

I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025

I can’t fucking sing

When you can’t do something you’re normally good at

“Hey how was practice yesterday”
“It was alright but I can’t fucking sing with my kicks”

by YeLover6000 April 30, 2025

It’s fucking everywhere

When you you’re one of them people and you just get it. It’s the simple things you can picture but the largest form possible.

“Hey Blake, do you see the vision? Yes I do Mason, picture this, it’s fucking everywhere.”

by Meat Locker May 7, 2025

jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

An abnormally large cunt nugget

You won't give me a blow job which makes you a jumbo sized fucking cunt nugget

by younggong May 16, 2025

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).

Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"

by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025