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Tinker Balls

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag
"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer
by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011
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ball rise

That moment your talking with your manly deep voice and all of a sudden you say one word in a squeeky voice accidently.
guy1: did you guys see that program on killer sharks last night (night in a squeeky voice)

Guy 2: haha gutted man, massive ball rise, you had better keep that sack under control.
by no idea12345 August 3, 2011
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Ball Flapping

The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)

This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.

The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",

(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",

(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"

(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"

(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"

(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."

(Mike) *Face of shame*
by Aderz August 21, 2011
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Q-Ball

The Coolest most infamous human being to ever exist in the entire infinite expanse of the cosmos. He is truly a human being to meet if you meet "HIM" know you will never compare. Also, "he be gamin". Q-Ball is known to turn the most straight of men full-on gay. Women are so attracted to "HIM" that no one else can compare do not let your Bae know he exists.

In summary, he's simply "HIM"
Omg, look it's Q-Ball the hottest, most rich, most influential, most powerful, man in the world.
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No no blue balls

If you are losing argument or someone is caping you use this or you can use it as an insult
someone: i copy right poop
you: no no blue balls
by YES ITS ME AVERY GETP December 1, 2020
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ball piercing

males can diy-pierce their balls with any instrument that works. although not advised, one could simply ram a screwdriver into his balls to pierce them.
.. : "hello sir, how may i help you?"
.. : "uhm i think i wasn't successful in my diy ball piercing.. i could use some help with the screwdriver up my balls."
by cremapie August 25, 2021
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Q BALL

The Q BALL ™ was created by Fineas Oscar Quinn, a close friend and collaborator of Q of Q Anon infamy. Fineas took it upon himself in 2022 to create a living orb that contained the magic and lore of turning to Q for personal advice in troubled times. For example, you could as the Q BALL a question like "Should I go to church or try to overthrow the government?" Q BALL could easily answer "I TTLY DON'T CARE, DO U", "STORM THE CAPITOL", or simply "#SAD!". It's really up to fate and how the ball is feeling at any one moment. (For entertainment purposes only.)
Q BALL , should I go to church or try to overthrow the government?
by Fineas Oscar Quinn November 29, 2022
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