Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 01, 2022

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Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 08, 2017

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poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

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Poop Bridge

When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.

"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"

by ShitEatingBunnyGrin March 20, 2024

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Poshy Poop

Poshy Poop is a word I made up today and the definition for Poshy is... Mooshy! And Poop is something all of you should know so i'm not going to define that. So the mening of the word is Mooshy poop.

poshy poop

by HarryPotter#1fan(GINNYWEASLEY) May 23, 2021

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