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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
mugGet the meatsmug.

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.
Geez that skunk is such a meat lush
by Dr'ette Geography August 11, 2014
mugGet the meat lushmug.

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
mugGet the Kiss my meatmug.

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.
ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.
by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006
mugGet the smoked meat sandwichmug.

meat sweats

When shawty gets so hot and bothered from all that lovin' from that good D (the "meat"), she becomes red/warm all over and then begins to perspire (the "sweats").
Bro told me he loves to give his new girl the meat sweats every night!
by highlander2000 December 23, 2022
mugGet the meat sweatsmug.

Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.
You used the wrong account, you meat manned.
by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025
mugGet the Meat Mannedmug.

spinning meat drop

When two men typically friends engage in sexual acts involving one’s anus, one man lies down with his ass in the air, whilst the other aggressively jumps on a trampoline catapulting himself into the air, spinning his meat around like a meat-o-copter before landing his meat into his friend’s anus
Mike: hey Jeff I’ve been practicing the spinning meat drop all week wanna see if we can do it without landing in the neighbors yard.
Jeff: hell ya I just got a new mini trampoline for my room so my parents can mind their business unlike last time
by The real C-Breezy February 17, 2025
mugGet the spinning meat dropmug.

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