John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.

John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!

by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

On John cross

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god

Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did

by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.

Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!

by Extremely Lucky KittymayIV May 27, 2021