if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"

Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

2
Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock

by lp2323 July 19, 2014

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007

Burnt Chicken Nugget Casserole

Your mom's world-famous Chicken Nugget Casserole (Has green beans, burnt chicken nuggets, and cheddar. Ohhhh)

We Love(HATE) my mom's Burnt Chicken Nugget Casserole.

-To Mom -FROM UR KIDS

by FeLePe January 9, 2020

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

Chicken poo-dle soup

The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."

by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017

A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013