Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock
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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock
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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
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Get the Bald headed chicken fucker mug.The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."
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Get the Counting chickens before they hatch mug.Your mom's world-famous Chicken Nugget Casserole (Has green beans, burnt chicken nuggets, and cheddar. Ohhhh)
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Get the Burnt Chicken Nugget Casserole mug.Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
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