rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017

rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017

Uncle Rock

Dad rock's younger brother. Typically 90's rock... you know, the stuff your weird Uncle listens to

"Pearl Jam? They're not Dad rock, they're Uncle rock!"

by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017

hanging rock

Hanging rock comes from the language called rhyming slag also knowen as jail talk. Hanging rock is your cock.

Bro she sucked my hanging rock all night long

by Hanging rock October 26, 2017

kock rocks

A group of dudes who are giving pretty babes unsoliciated and in most cases undesirable attention despite a negative response. A single dude is a kock rock.

Told this Bro in that gaggle of Kock Rocks over there "No" 3 times when he asked for my number, and he is still buying me drinks, winking at me, and telling me how cute I am.

by Lifeisterrible June 4, 2017

kock rocks

A group of dudes who are giving pretty babes unsoliciated and in most cases undesirable attention despite a negative response. A single dude is a kock rock.

Told this Bro in that gaggle of Kock Rocks over there "No" 3 times when he asked for my number, and he is still buying me drinks, winking at me, and telling me how cute I am.

by Lifeisterrible June 4, 2017

Space rock

An individual who is slow; spacey, a little to happy, off the ball, picked last, generally oblivious

Pay attention space rock. That space rock has no idea what's going on.

by Spacerock33 June 20, 2017