slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 6, 2003

Manos: the Hands of Fate

A truly God awful film that is almost unwatchable.

See also: "Manos" The Hands of Fate

by jesster79 March 17, 2007

love the fuck out of

To love the fuck out of something it is to love something so much you would like to perform sexual favors on it despite it usually being a food and or random object.

Man1: "God damn i love the fuck out of my ps3"

by OW364 October 16, 2008

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

1.The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is the first Japanese light novel in the Haruhi Suzumiya series written by Japanese author Nagaru Tanigawa and illustrated by Japanese artist Noizi Ito. It received immense popularity in Japan, and following the production of the animu, it extended its reach toward Western audiences. The characters are known for their distinct personalities. Haruhi Suzumiya is a yandere given the powers of God, Kyon repeatedly slaps himself in the face, Koizumi Itsuki makes faggot smiles at Kyon, Yuki Nagato reads books and slaughters aliens in her spare time, and Mikuru Asahina - the shining star of the series - has set the precedent for moe characters in much of Japanese media following the airing of the animu.
See also: Haruhi-ism

Person 1: Hey, that dipshit over there hates The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!
Person 2: What?! Give me that AK-47 over there, I'm gonna fuck him up.

by typer525 August 18, 2008

the wizard of oz

the prime minister of Australia John Howard

Follow the yellow brick road to get to the wizard of oz

by Steven F May 24, 2006

the university of findlay

A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.

I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!

by Jakob L April 10, 2008