The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 03, 2004

d-rocked

getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.

Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"

by nach015 January 10, 2012

Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.

“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes

by April 04, 2023

Indian rock gooning

The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.

"Hey Andrew! I just got done Indian rock gooning, I busted so quick"

by currypowder42 January 27, 2025

rock clock chopstick

4 days

"yo im free in rock clock chopstick"
"bro really??!?!"

by HeyyItsAJ July 30, 2023

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

Rock, Paper, Drywall

When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall

Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!

Person2: Cut her off!!

by flipcupper November 27, 2010