meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010

Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched

That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.

by aarond2018 June 4, 2018