two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.

Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”

by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024

Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.

Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.

by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,

Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.

by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015

Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.

My head was numb as hell after Katy gave me that Brim Job last night.

by Sav E. March 14, 2025