Skinny Slipping

The action of slathering oneself in Vaseline, or another lubricating substance, and slipping until your heart's content

"where's Lauren?"
"she's in the bathroom skinny slipping like usual"

by skinnyslipper February 26, 2017

combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.

Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.

by Torvliet April 24, 2017

Old slippers

When you can't let go of your past relationship. Even if you have the perfect person in your life.

"When we have an argument, you always wait until I go to sleep to write to your old slippers so you can complain and wait for that old flame to make you think you're perfect..."

by BlackWidow 2017 May 31, 2017

mad slappy

To be very very violent with whoever try's anything with you.

Yo imma go mad slappy on this guy if he doesn't get out my face.

by madtraddy July 14, 2017

seattle slipper

When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.

i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".

by Spliff76 August 1, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018