Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.

Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.

by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

mando-hands

the act of covering your partners bum in mandarin orange juice then insert your thumbs into their anus and stretch, imitating the process of peeling an orange. you could eat it after i dont know... less you want poo in your mouth

Dude that girl looks like a freak. I'd totally want mando-hands from here

by beefyvagina June 3, 2015

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

hand bun

When you grab your partner’s hair in the form of a bun during oral.

I didn’t want to mess my girl’s hair so I put her hair in a hand bun

by PrimeRudan May 10, 2021

Syrup hands

Syrup hands/booty fingers. This happens when you wipe your ass and get doo doo on your fingertips. The smell of syrup is actually doo doo from the last time you Shitted. I’m not a scientist but I’m tell you, what was told by my professor and studies

I have syrup hands, I need to wash my hands ASAP

by Professor . Jackson February 28, 2019

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025