November 2

Push your friend Jannel down the stairs day. Or punch a david in the arm day.

It's the day we get to hurt our friends and get away with it. :)

hey Jannel you know what day it is
Jannel: November 2? holy shit

whole class: hi david
david: fuck

by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021

December 2

The day you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

I was born December 2th but no one cares.

by DianaB:D October 16, 2019

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by oceanicrealm April 29, 2023

2 fingers up

People do this think that a man called Alan is fit

Omg is that Alan? I'm going to put my 2 fingers up

by Aliciaroxton May 26, 2022

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

Fun 2 Rhyme

A song with implications of swear words

Oh my god Fun 2 Rhyme is so funny

by Hrvyeetz August 6, 2024

2 pra frente, quadrado bola

Doing the sexual act, a guy uses his finger instead of his penis. But the girl don´t know about that.

He lied to me, he used the 2 pra frente, quadrado bola

by Doro_mosque June 21, 2012