dick whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

"she's so dick whipped she cut me off like it was nothing."
"it's her loss."

by meggymcgoowright July 30, 2017

bobbing for dick

When you are falling asleep sitting up and your head bobs up and down, as if performing fellatio on a male.

Dude I didn't sleep at all last night. I was bobbing for dick in class all day.

by Dr. SwaggyD November 7, 2015

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

Dick's Honor

The highest code of honor a straight guy can give; an unbreakable promise or swear of trust.

Dude I swear she was so into it, dick's honor.

by Stealthspy589 October 22, 2008

eatma dick

its tasty

eatma dick

by YEETGOD420 September 7, 2018

Raisin Dick

When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.

"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"

by ColMustard January 10, 2014

dick shame

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.

John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}

by Crens2 April 21, 2018