Simp

Jason yew

Jason yew is a simp by definition

by Simp Boss June 11, 2020

Simp

S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,

But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.

SIMP.

oooOOO

Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.

*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*

by AWMuzao August 25, 2020

Simp

A person who is a simp is the definition of "Down Bad". Simps tend to to overvalue women who see them as no more than wallets.

Literally any mf named Chris: Yo, this girl I've been texting left me on read for 2 weeks so I left her on read for 40 seconds. 😎

Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.

by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 08, 2020

Simp

Someone who does everything for someone they're attracted t

If a man does everything that a girl wants and is always thinking about her, he's a simp

by sheluvzdxtti December 17, 2020

Simp

Going out of your way to impress a girl/make her fall for you. Too simp youd have to buy her flowers or something to impress her.

Guy 1-"Dude I just brought Rachel some flowers and she loved them"
Guy 2-"Bro stop being a simp"

by B3astWarriorx March 06, 2020

Simp

Someone who thinks they can give someone everything and automatically be in a relationship, often losing everything in the process, and usually gets used for it.

Yo bro, Johnny's a SIMP, my guy

by Sadamin April 07, 2021

SIMP

SIMP, this word is an acronym for Super Intense Minecraft Player.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dude! He's such a SIMP!

Guy 2: Yeah! He's going hardcore!

by SuperIntenseMinecraftPlayer69 April 18, 2021