Simp

A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.

Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?

by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023

Simp

Simp:/sImp/ noun, plural: simps

A word used to call تارك الصلاة

Why didn't you pray with us.
Are you a simp!

by Endromahdi November 20, 2023

Simp

1. Judah
2. A dude who randomly gives a girl $100

Judah gave a girl $100 for touching him. Judah is a Simp.

by Guy420MC November 30, 2023

Simp

Phamous#5429818 from Call of Duty, literal definition of a 'simp'

Phamous... what a simp that bloke is... Guess who also thinks this along with all his mates, must be true.

by Blanchy__ December 2, 2023

shmimp

A Shmimp is someone who has a weird obsession brewing cider, usually wears glasses, and is sexually abused by their fat housemate

Man 1: you coming to the shop bro?

Man 2: nah man, I’m gonna go play Minecraft
Man: Ew, you’re such a shmimp

by SoggEBread December 4, 2023

simp

.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees

"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"

by Nelavi December 17, 2023

Simp

A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .

Jad Sawaya is a simp .

by BoulesHanna December 17, 2023