Wax the Poop Deck

A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.

Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.

Wax the Poop Deck by PichasParchus February 11, 2019

questing upon the poop deck 

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

questing upon the poop deck by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020

coffee makes me poop 

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coffee makes me poop man

coffee makes me poop by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

Group Poop 

4. A prank when several people decide to poop in the same toilet, so that when the last person flushes the toilet overflows, in the hope that feces end up on the bathroom floor

Let's do a group poop and flood the first floor bathroom.

Group Poop by New English December 19, 2008

Swab the poop deck 

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

Swab the poop deck by Derek January 14, 2004

Forever Poop 

a "forever poop" is when you are in the bathroom more than 7 minutes taking a shit, but will also linger a little longer just to enjoy the alone time, and possibly catch up on text/fb!

my kids drive me insane during the day, so when their father gets home from work, i will escape to the nearest bathroom for a "Forever Poop". ahhhh, much butt-er!

Forever Poop by jjthebjqueen June 7, 2010

Jacuzzi Poop 

It's when you're taking a bath or in a hot tub and then you randomly feel like taking a dump with the warmth of the water.

Ah... this bath is so nice... *plop* Oops! I just took a Jacuzzi Poop!

Jacuzzi Poop by TogepiLover11 September 29, 2013