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Fortnite 

A permanent disability affecting people ages 9-18. This disability causes them to spend hours upon building structures and sweating their asses off. In very special cases, they may even turn this disability into a career, officially turning them into an epic gamer
Fortnite player: ON ME SUPER WEAK

8 hours later
DUDE COME ON WE GOTTA WIN
Fortnite by BotClapper March 13, 2020

Fortnite: The Game??

Fortnite is well dead. Trash, and more... Hope u like this def. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 〠 ㋡
Is Fortnite: The Game?? That sucks

Ans:Yessiree

Fortnite 

A game that will cause breast cancer if plyed over 10 seconds. If you pla that game you will get breast cancer, brain cancer, COVID-19, kidney cancer, lung cancer and the plack plague.
DONT PLAY FORTNITE!!!
Fortnite by Flowkord March 15, 2020

Fortnite 

kid 1: do you play fortnite?
Kid 2: no, I’m not a gay baby
Fortnite by KachiggerMyNigger March 15, 2020
When you want to play fortnite but you have to eat a fortune cookie
Bro hold on I gotta fortuneyb... I’ll be right back
fortuneyb by ClumbsyClemens March 18, 2020

Fortnite 

Gay 12 year olds
Tyler Blevins met a Fortnite player
Fortnite by Ddhehdhchd March 23, 2020