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The first person on my mind in the morning when I wake up and the last person on my mind before going to bed will always be you. You are my dream come true, and I always anticipate seeing your beautiful face. I love you to the moon and back. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning, my love. When I sit down to think of all that has happened in my life. I discovered you are the best of all the things that happened to me. You are the queen of my heart, the one that makes meaning to my life. Without you, I feel incomplete. May your day memorable and awesome. I adore and cherish you forever. Good morning, queen. With you on my mind, my days are always blissful. You have an extraordinary place in my heart. Your presence in my life has brought joy and peace of mind to me. Without you, my life makes no sense. I love and appreciate your presence in my life. May your day be blissful and yield a positive outcome. Good morning, my angel.
For my friend
by Flowkord March 15, 2020

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I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny.
Its a story about me Daeinkord
by Flowkord March 15, 2020

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Usally idiotic furry with a rat or a heroin addicted profile pic. Small dick because he likes cheese. He loves cheese very much!
OMG Daeinkord I will kill you!
by Flowkord March 15, 2020

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its Daeinkord
by Flowkord March 15, 2020

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A game that will cause breast cancer if plyed over 10 seconds. If you pla that game you will get breast cancer, brain cancer, COVID-19, kidney cancer, lung cancer and the plack plague.
DONT PLAY FORTNITE!!!
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by Flowkord March 15, 2020

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