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Twattage Cheese 

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.
Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.
Twattage Cheese by heynow_1 June 30, 2007
I need to make more cheese from my job
cheese by cheese man October 2, 2002

Cheese Lord 

The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.
I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!
Cheese Lord by Fred January 7, 2005
Refers to the "creme de la creme" of male hottness. The term "cheese" originated from the French, and them using the "creme de la creme" phrasiology. Due to this, the term was made and is now used to describe those that appeal to certain individuals in a particularly sexy way... like say ... I dunno ... Mehcad Brooks form Desperate Housewives ...
My God, he's a cheese.

nut cheese gnome 

the sweat traped between your gooch and your sac and when you scratch it comes off.
dav i was visited by the nut cheese gnome at work today.
nut cheese gnome by the squeege August 22, 2006

cracker with cheese 

Ryan: You guys are such crackers!
Cristen and Diane: Oh yea? Well you're a cracker with cheese!
cracker with cheese by Elf February 27, 2004