Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different

Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"

by rdjm01 March 28, 2015

going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

by Insidivs February 2, 2010

The socks come off

When the socks come off, foreplay ends
simple as anything

The socks come off - foreplay has ended.

by sethkasketch May 17, 2009

Thrown One Off

Male masturbation.

I arrived at Barry's, on the way in I caught a whiff. He'd just thrown one off.

by harry_ belafonte April 7, 2009

princess drop-off

A courtesy, usually in a time-sensitive context, in which one able-bodied individual uses their motorized vehicle to transport a less capable person to a desired destination for the sole purpose of said favor and to allow for ease of situation and interdependent comradery.

Hey bud, I'm runnin' late for work. Could I get a princess drop-off so I don't get written-up again? I'll let you borrow my putter this weekend.

by C Danger February 25, 2009

Headlights off the hook

The act of going braless.

Take a look at Jody. Homegirl has her headlights off the hook.

by gulliver1953 January 20, 2009