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The Mapey-Effect 

The increase in available used car prices as a result of someone buying the cheapest offered for sale across a range of marques within a 300 mile radius.
“where have all the sheds gone?! Only well maintained cars are left!”

“Ah, that’s The Mapey-Effect”

The angry Earl 

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
The angry Earl by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021

The Lazy Eyebrow 

"Why hello youtube, greetings from The Lazy Eyebrow..."
The Lazy Eyebrow by Spud Lord August 29, 2021

The Hef Effect 

Similar to symptoms of being bipolar. The effect causes changes in a person's mood, energy, and ability to function.
While not being as serious as the latter, this tendency may induce confusion to others and maybe even arguments.
Michi: How are you, Shiny? :)
Shiny: I’m doing good! How are you, Michi? :)
Ben: Hey, Michi! How are you?
Michi: Shut the fuck up, Ben. I didn’t ask you.
Shiny: Is this the Hef effect?
The Hef Effect by Shinoaki September 2, 2021

The Hady Effect

A beautiful man named Hady Ibrahim who definitely fucks. It’s due to his amazing personality and awesome looks that he definitely gets lots of girls. He fucks.
You see that girl simping for him? It’s the Hady effect, he fucks.
The Hady Effect by hadylover September 8, 2021

The Taylor Effect 

When Taylor Swift's lyrics and brand take root in your day-to-day life intentionally or unintentionally.
1: I don't know why, but I hate men in scarves.

2: That's just the Taylor Effect.
The Taylor Effect by CourtBenj September 10, 2021