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Sex Burger

A man and a woman having sexual intercourse while both parties have abnormally hairy genitals.
"Lets make a sex burger tonight Dan, with extra fucksauce!!"
by Ralph28 February 4, 2010
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buffalo sex

Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular oppinion, the definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved plainsmen who live where the Buffalo roam. It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them home. However, those who do have only two things in mind when settling down in the grasslands: freedom from the toils of trying to make friends and the hot and steamy relations they can have with any buffalo that happens to stray away from its herd. Now, buffalos are not weak creatures. They're strong and hairy and unevenly tempered. So, in order to successfully "recreate" with one it is required that you: (a.) tame it by feeding it and getting it used to being petted, or (b.) (this is the easier and much more popular approach), you throw a large buffalo hide over your head, get a buck to chase you and, as nature takes over the beast's simple mind, you proceed to let it mount and mate.
"I have buffalo sex and like it."
by Emily Cain January 25, 2006
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Dick Sex

The rubbing of two male sex organs in order to make them ejaculate onto eachother's throbbing, veiny members.
Bryan and Fred engaged in dick sex and a thick spatter of semen quickly ensued.
by omgdan August 13, 2006
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sex with men

Non gay sex between dudes.
Yeah, my gf is outta town and I'm so fucking horny. Rob was in the same boat, his gf is off at school. So we ended up fucking to get off, it's not gay if we're not attracted to each other right? Nah, it's just sex with men.
by sexwhore December 29, 2011
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dude sex

Consensual sexual encounter between two men who identify as straight, and where both persons intrinsically understand the shared activity as not overtly homosexual.
Typical ad placed for dude sex within the M4M section of Craigslist might read: STR8 for STR8 Dudes -- I’m STR8 guy interested in jerking with another STR8 guy on the down-low. Maybe I can blow you if the feeling is right. No gay guys please!
by innagoddadavida September 15, 2015
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ankle sex

to have sex with another individual's ankle.
Dude, we totally had ankle sex!
by holly hubbard April 13, 2008
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red sex

sex while the woman is on her period
why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds
by craig March 11, 2003
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