finger bled

When a pleb inserts his finger into another man's anus, and the tensing of his anal muscles causes blood loss in the pleb's finger.

Dude, we were trying some kinky shit yesterday and that pleb got some serious finger bled.

by lookatmymushrooms January 10, 2016

Spirit Fingers

It's when a girl doesn't have a sexual partner and she has to play with her clit.

Work those Spirit Fingers!

by Girlknowledge January 13, 2016

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.

Awwww look, finger twins!

by Loopy Lamb April 3, 2016

rubber titty finger

The term "Rubber titty finger" is used to describe a rubber thimble, often used by administrators needing to sift through large amounts of paper.

"Ay up youth, pass us the rubber titty finger over ere"

by Derbyshire Dialect November 14, 2016

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016