Glass friend 

The sensitive friend

“She’s definitely the glass friend”

Glass friend by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

Little Friend with Benefits 

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

Little Friend with Benefits by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020

COVID friend group 

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.

Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..

COVID friend group by ribick June 26, 2020

Dog Friend 

A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them

Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor

Dog Friend by kai~kun August 25, 2020

Best friend day 

Best friend day is every day. So say “i love You bestie“ to your best friend

Morgan: whens best friend day?

Sophie: best friend day is Jun the 8th but its really everyday

Morgan: i love you bestiee
Sophie: i love you to bestieeee

Best friend day by Best friend day October 16, 2020

Friendly friend 

A friend that is more than friends... friends with benefits!

Manuel and Jasob was not just roommates, they were friendly friends and lived together for about 6 months.

Friendly friend by JasonFl October 20, 2020

clingy friend 

a person who is usually attached to you a lot, doesn't like when you don't pay attention to them, needs to be around you or else they may feel underappreciated etc.

Two people talking.
One person starts talking to someone else for a while.
Person 2: Hey! I'm talking to you still! Oii pay attention!
Person 1: *ignores them*
Person 2: may feel ignored and annoyed (even if it's only once)

clingy friend is basically where you need to KNOW a lot about the other person eg. where they are, why they're doing something, how something is going.

they can be quite nosy and needs to know very irrelevant details. it can sometimes come off as stalker like.

clingy friend by bobaxtea October 27, 2020