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freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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butthole penis fart

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart
by freefall44 January 5, 2021
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Stinky taco fart

by fartlicker67 December 16, 2021
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Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.
by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021
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Cup Fart Cobra

In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
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eart my fart

"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."
eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good
by _hAs LeFT ThE cHaT February 18, 2019
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