Shitty Butt Cum

Similar to Santorum but not requiring the anal lube.

Eww! You got shitty butt cum all over grandma!

by six_plus_one December 5, 2005

Puff Puff Cum

When a guy smokes weed while a girl gives him head!

Oh, dude my chick is awesome she does Puff Puff Cum all the time, it feels amazing.

by BabyDoll1228 August 28, 2010

Red Cum Dragon

A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)

"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"

"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."

by Yousuf May 28, 2003

colorado cum fest

Basically Brokeback Mountain. Gay guys having sex.

dude wanna have a colorado cum fest this weekend? hecka yee!

by Mike Vick October 20, 2007

Sir Cums Alot

Jordan's penis.

Samii, have you seen Sir Cums Alot latly, he misses you.

by SamiiiiamS October 9, 2008

Eat your cum

A dramatic answer to a dramatic question. Commonly used when you have no idea what to say or you just really don't care.

Billy Faggerson: I'm about to fail college. What do I do!?

wankertoast: eat your cum.

by JrGruntly October 21, 2008

Cum cream cone

An interesting event where a female sucks icecream off her partner's cock. Along with the icecream, she may also taste in some mixed cum.

Timmy "the icecream man" gave all them hoes a nice cum cream cone at the club last night.

by "DJ Soggy-soggs" March 25, 2010