house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024

Job

Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.

Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025

Odd job

When you hit a vape and a dab pen at the same time

Hey man did you just do an odd job?

Yeah dude

by Johnny 6987 August 30, 2022

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014