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elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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wrestling

A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.
guy 1: what sport do you do?
guy 2: wrestling
guy 1: sorry i don't swing that way
by mymathteachersaburden June 8, 2025
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wrestling

wrestling
wrestling:wrestling
by wrestling;;;; July 23, 2022
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Wrestling

My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.
by The Rad Dad April 21, 2018
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Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..
I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.
by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019
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bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.
Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*
by manyplayz November 16, 2016
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E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.
The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021
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