bad lad

A brat, or spoiled child.

I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.

Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.

by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012

Anti Lad

Being a terra lad and leaving your m8's for a new Girlfriend on a big occasion. I.e New Years Eve.

James Ponton u big anti lad for sacking off a binge session to go and play loved up with your mrs

by Brigadier Van Louis Sri Lanka December 4, 2010

mad lad

when your rent a wee house up in Carlingford thinking you're the maddest cunt going with with your packet of NZ'S

here bies shes a mad lad

by Yesladeoonff September 9, 2019

Bare Lads

When a girl is fit/good looking & they get bare lads or loads of lads

You should go out more you'd get bare lads

by na23 September 1, 2013

wee lad

A small penis

Aiden has a wee lad.

by Waldmannly June 3, 2016

Sop Lad

The name given to one who is extremely soppy, or who spends a lot of time with his/her lover. A sop lad will ditch everything for his/her other half in an attempt to not cause a fuss. A sop lad will also make jons ( excuses ) about being a "sop lad" to cover up.

ME : Hey dane are you coming out tonight.
Dane: Naa sorry cant ive gotta have dinner
ME: How about after dinner
Dane: Naa gotta see the misses.
ME: Sop lad

by Joebn February 14, 2010