ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!

Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.

by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017

ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

EGO

Usually means dick size or private area size.

'whats your EGO size'. 'Mines is average ego size'

by John Adam Jr March 15, 2021

Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).

Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"

by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020

Egoed

Getting humbled, basically

*me, waving hi to someone*
*person walks by without acknowledging my existence*
Me: egoed.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Ego

Calling other people trash

You have such a big ego!

by AndrewA3608 January 30, 2020